Today is a very sad day for me, I lost my
most only precious element, my only body guard, my so called husband committed
suicide(left me) today, really sad hun so
sad…..Although I stop mourning him but I really missed him, before (leaving) he died he(left
behind a note) wrote a suicide note, his note reads.
On this faithful day, it feels sad that I
have to kill myself(im leaving you) but feels
great am free from the witch I was offered as a wife, from the first day I was
dressed in pants and suits and she was
dressed in a white beautiful gown, that
beautiful gown made her so beautiful that I could not see the evil inside of
her.
Well
that day was the most happiest day of my life for I was going to finally get
married and leave my bachelor’s life,
little did I know that I was digging my own grave, although she made
some polite vows during the marriage
ceremony. She broke those vows as each day passes by.
For
the first week after our marriage ceremony she was like the most polite beign I have ever seen, as caring
as a mother, she asks after every minute, darling would you care for a cup of
tea
Darling can I wash your clothes for you
Darling let me iron your cloths
Darling are you not hungry
At then my home looks like heaven
But after the first week
She kicks me out of the bed yelling
Out saying wake up you lazy idiot
I darkest night has just begun
My husband wrote on his suicide note
Finally she realized that I snore while I
sleep
And slaps me whenever I do
She stops saying the words she use to
Say
on our marriage night
No more I love you before going to sleep
No more breakfast no more morning tea
I thought is for better for worse
But my wife thinks otherwise
Today I can proudly cal her a witch
Because that is exactly what she is
To all my fellow bachelors
I beg you stay lonely …
Dear readers am I really a
witch??
Well
One day my mother asked me
what kind of guy suits you
I said Mummy
I want a 6.1 ft tall guy
With 6 packs like john Abraham
And a rich man like bill gates
Mummy said
Really
I said yes
Then mummy said will you marry talha ???????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I said no he is a bit too rude
Again mummy asked
What about Eminem
I said no mummy he is a talkative
What about _______________
Oh no mummy he is _______________
________________
He is _____
Well
Don’t blame me people
A perfect girl needs the perfect man
Doesn’t She
????
My late husband was once the perfect guy
I don’t know why he committed suicide
He was a nice man
He comes home very late but washes my
dishes
I really love him
I trained him how to be independent
And he was so independent
He washes
He irons
He cooks
He changes diapers
He baby sits
Oh I miss my Mr independent
Listen guys I know
I might have been to harsh on him
But how can you
live happily without an independent man
And now the
search is on
For another Mr.
independent
Are you?????
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